Ahhh the fourth trimester! My last post about this sort of touched on the lovely Instagram version of events, the bits you know about, dream about, obsess about but the most infuriating thing for me, when I was googling the shit out of everything, was not finding one honest account of what to expect my … Continue reading The ‘Holy Crap What Just Happened’ Fourth Trimester
(*trigger warning) *My birth story has been very carefully worded, it was a very positive and empowering experience for me and I would do it all again in a heartbeat however we did have a few complications. If you are pregnant, thinking about becoming pregnant or just anxious about birth, please think about whether you … Continue reading My Positive Birth Story
Plan A – Have the best possible birth experience.
Plan B – See Plan A Continue reading ‘Give Birth Like a Feminist’ by Milli Hill – A Book Review
Telling everyone is the fun bit. Whether you’ve waited the whole first trimester or sent a ‘blue lines’ selfie to your bestie before the pee had even dried, delivering the news that you are about to bring new life into the world is magic. Our plan was to tell our parents first then siblings then … Continue reading The ‘News Is Out’ Second Trimester (*TMI Warning)
The other day, my husband DG asked me if I was enjoying being pregnant. Without even thinking about it I instantly replied ‘No not atall’. I always assumed that I would love being pregnant, that I would embrace the changes to my body like an ugly duckling blossoming into a beautiful swan, strutting around, bump … Continue reading I can’t find the bloody swan
If you’re not interested in pregnancy, babies and the ‘joys’ of everything in between then I suggest you keep on scrolling, this post is not for you! This is more of a mind dump for my anxious brain, a journal of my first trimester told in all it’s unflattering glory. TTC (Trying To Conceive) When … Continue reading The ‘Secretly Awful’ First Trimester
** Boring Post Alert ** I’ll be totally honest, I am totally aware that this isn’t that interesting. However, I need you to have some background so that you understand how I got here. Please accept my advanced apologies for the next 500 words of dull. So, I started a blog around June 2018 while … Continue reading Not another bloody blogger